10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz