10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.