10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.