10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."