10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?