10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "No river, no fish."