10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "No river, no fish."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
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- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from