10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph