10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com