10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician