10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo