10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers