10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss