10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is for loners.