10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon