10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is for loners.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- You have to piss with the dick you have