10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."