10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.