10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.