10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom