10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.