10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "No river, no fish."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes