10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant