10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."