10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)