10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?