10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"