10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is for loners.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-