10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.