10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.