10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Welcome to kicker school
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.