10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.