10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• It's Free To Fold...
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!