10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it