10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.