10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls