10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.