10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson