10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Fook the floosh droo!