10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.