10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.