10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die