10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is for loners.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.