10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Fold and live to fold again
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls