10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson