10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier