10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!