10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.