10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.