10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"